Say, come inside, and meet the Missus!

faeiouck:

shady-bacon:

faeiouck:

“all slytherins are evil”

“all gryffindors are good guys”

“ravenclaws are nothing but nerds”

“hufflepuffs don’t do anything”

Name one evil Gryffindor. One.

peTER PETTIGREW YOU LITTLE SHIT DO NOT QUESTION ME

Source: jourdonnais

Lights will guide you home. And ignite your bones. And I will try to fix me. Because I deserve that.

benedictcumbertwats:

smallblogger:

“there were no black people in the film brave”

“there were no fat people in the les mis film”

“there were no humans in the film The Hobbit.”

Source: uggatrip

Good feeling gone. Now I’m just feeling lonely. And sad. Mostly lonely.

lipstickstains-oneverydaythings:

People don’t seem to grasp that you can romantically love someone without being sexually attracted to them. Love and lust go hand-in-hand more often than not, but they aren’t the same thing. They’re actually very different. I don’t get what’s so difficult to understand about that.

Source: neeneeranae

passthecocaine:

thordoftherings:

margaretchode:

emperorshatterfingers:

coolscar:

when you put a spoon under a running faucet and it does the thing

man fuck the thing

#this post is so fucking real

for those few sad people who do not know

i give you

the thing

oh wait we’re talking about that thing. I thought we were talking about the thing where it betrays your trust and gets your shirt wet and ruins your whole day. 

Source: coolscar

katherlne:

notoriousmks:

katherlne:

katherlne:

“you have van gogh’s ear for music” hahaha follow for more seventeenth century impressionist-painter burns

I just got a sudden wave of new followers I really hope you guys aren’t expecting more seventeenth century impressionist-painter burns

i’ll pay monet for them

Source: katherlne

mileyhighrus:

i could never be a politician because every time it was my turn to talk in a debate it would start off with “listen you fucking prick” like idk how these people don’t do this

Source: mileyhighrus

justintheallan:

soycrates:

endreal:

avatar-addiction:

nicotineenema:

Shout out to girls who don’t mind being called dude and man casually

shout out to boys who don’t mind being called guuurrl 

shout out to humans who don’t mind being called dawg

shout out to dogs who will let you call them anything so long as you say it in  a happy, friendly tone.

Shout out to Guinea Pigs which are neither pigs nor from Guinea.  

At the wreck room! Looking gawgeous, if I do say so myself! My self esteem just rises, coming in here! I feel beautiful! Sometimes dub step is just right…

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